Eurrghhhh
piss off,
hpmh. i just don't know what to do. i'm so fricken lost. i mean, did you know i was starting to turn into one of those wankas i hate that cry over guys?!! well..i just had something in my eye. no, don't look at me like that, i don't even know why i started. but it's not like he's that great. i hope he reads this. yeah, you're not that great. fkn 6 am my ass. And now he's pissed at me for playing with his stuff. well, you shoulda thought of that before you messed with me. jesus christ. you and your bloody mood swings. get a life. so anyway, so it's just like that now? then why the fk isn't it the same? and where are you when i need you? fine. you do that then, i'm over it.
This is the part where i write some sort of extremely sad or moving poem or song, but since i'm unoriginal, i'll just stick my favourite song at the moment (keep in mind it has nothing to do with him, it's just i really like this song) :
No Seatbelt SongSo, it's sad this doesn't suit you now.And me fresh out of rope...Please ignore this lisp, I never meant to sound like this.So take me and break me and make me strong like you.I'll be forever grateful to this and you.It's only you, beautiful.Or I don't want anyone.If I can choose it's only you.Fix me to a chain around your neck and wear me like a nickel.Even new wine served in old skins cheapens the taste.I shot the pilot, now I'm begging you to fly this for me.I'm here for you to use, broken and bruised.Do you understand?It's only you, beautiful.Or don't want anyone.If I can choose, it's only you.But how could I miscalculate... perfect eyes will have perfect aim.If I can choose, it's only you.“We're wrecking” and I'm dry like a drum...when you screamso fine I'll leave... we're spent... we've got time and trials...measured in miles... we slave for days (and weeks).It's only you, beautiful.Or I don't want anyone.If I can choose. It's only you.But how could I miscalculate... perfect lies from a perfect dame.If I can choose... it's only you.
So there you have it. Well actually, i’ve written a poem, or at least, i’ve written a bunch of words stuck together. Nothing much but if you don’t want your eyes soiled, then i suggest you don’t read:
I'd like to call this poetry,
but think whatever you like.
here's me,
scrawling away.
while the world passes unnoticing.
Except you.
You notice. you cared. you talked while others ignored.
Call it jealousy. Call it indignant. Call me.
is it fair that you spent more time with another she?
One that could make you lose all notion of time?
Someone other than me?
So you're sorry?
I did what i did to make you laugh,
not for you to go wild and punch a wall.
Now you're pissed. I'm pissed. piss off.
Bed with me again and i'll kick you in the balls.
Life ain't a movie and you know it.
can't you just say you hate me and let it be over?
Nah, i like being the prissy princess with fkn guy probs.
What a wanker i've become.
So hear me out,
if all else fails, can we still be friends?
Now do as i said and piss off.
me.
hpmh. i just don't know what to do. i'm so fricken lost. i mean, did you know i was starting to turn into one of those wankas i hate that cry over guys?!! well..i just had something in my eye. no, don't look at me like that, i don't even know why i started. but it's not like he's that great. i hope he reads this. yeah, you're not that great. fkn 6 am my ass. And now he's pissed at me for playing with his stuff. well, you shoulda thought of that before you messed with me. jesus christ. you and your bloody mood swings. get a life. so anyway, so it's just like that now? then why the fk isn't it the same? and where are you when i need you? fine. you do that then, i'm over it.
This is the part where i write some sort of extremely sad or moving poem or song, but since i'm unoriginal, i'll just stick my favourite song at the moment (keep in mind it has nothing to do with him, it's just i really like this song) :
No Seatbelt SongSo, it's sad this doesn't suit you now.And me fresh out of rope...Please ignore this lisp, I never meant to sound like this.So take me and break me and make me strong like you.I'll be forever grateful to this and you.It's only you, beautiful.Or I don't want anyone.If I can choose it's only you.Fix me to a chain around your neck and wear me like a nickel.Even new wine served in old skins cheapens the taste.I shot the pilot, now I'm begging you to fly this for me.I'm here for you to use, broken and bruised.Do you understand?It's only you, beautiful.Or don't want anyone.If I can choose, it's only you.But how could I miscalculate... perfect eyes will have perfect aim.If I can choose, it's only you.“We're wrecking” and I'm dry like a drum...when you screamso fine I'll leave... we're spent... we've got time and trials...measured in miles... we slave for days (and weeks).It's only you, beautiful.Or I don't want anyone.If I can choose. It's only you.But how could I miscalculate... perfect lies from a perfect dame.If I can choose... it's only you.
So there you have it. Well actually, i’ve written a poem, or at least, i’ve written a bunch of words stuck together. Nothing much but if you don’t want your eyes soiled, then i suggest you don’t read:
I'd like to call this poetry,
but think whatever you like.
here's me,
scrawling away.
while the world passes unnoticing.
Except you.
You notice. you cared. you talked while others ignored.
Call it jealousy. Call it indignant. Call me.
is it fair that you spent more time with another she?
One that could make you lose all notion of time?
Someone other than me?
So you're sorry?
I did what i did to make you laugh,
not for you to go wild and punch a wall.
Now you're pissed. I'm pissed. piss off.
Bed with me again and i'll kick you in the balls.
Life ain't a movie and you know it.
can't you just say you hate me and let it be over?
Nah, i like being the prissy princess with fkn guy probs.
What a wanker i've become.
So hear me out,
if all else fails, can we still be friends?
Now do as i said and piss off.
me.
posted by Kimo @ 1:31 pm
4 Comments:
At 3:43 pm,
Lunatic said…
Well I see things aren't quite resolved with yonder asshole... he got what he deserved. It'll all come out good in the end, I promise. Even if the end I'm referring to is four years from now... I can attest to the fact that all will be well.
-may the fart be with you
At 1:31 pm,
Kimo said…
hmm, that didn't work too well, did it? bloody Word. Well, i can't be stuffed fixing it, so just ignore it. and you can ignore the poem. it's stupid. and i'd LIKE to write another post, but is blogger.com working?!! i think not. at the worst of times. well, perhaps not the worst, but i really would like to write another post. gee, no one's talking to me on msn. well, perhaps you should at least put yourself as online. yeah, well, if i did, i'd get freakos talking to me, who i'd rather not talk to at the moment. isn't it freaky that people actually do what i'm doing? you're constantly being monitored on msn? muhahaha <- what kinda evil fk laughs like that? me, i guess. well, i'm not exactly evil. so moving on.
I think i'll just type away here, since i can't be bothered going to blogger.com. it's a bloody waste of time, not that i have anything planned. ahahaha, i just realised you people, or at least prinks, britt and them'd be going water sliding or something and it's bloody cold. well. perhaps i should be thankful i'm not allowed to go. mean as that sounds. oh well. i would if i could but i can't. or as i like to say, i would if i wanted to, but i don't. that's not taking a stab at you guys or anything, but is it even over 20 degrees?!! it'd be like that god awful day on marine week where we had to.. eurgh, mental blank. well, all i remember of that day was that i was laughing at the unfortunates who had fully fallen into the water. then suddenly i fall in and i had to crouch in the water to stay warm. and i predict i'll get arthritis in my right knee.
so anyway. i'm offended that one of my best friend's didn't wanna talk to me!! yes. someone DIDN'T wanna talk to me. blasphemous? i think so. and she's like, i'm on msn. so i'm just like, good for you. she's like, i'll call you back in a few days. it's like 4 days later and no word. it's not like i wanted to talk to her either!! she's the one who called me in the first place. i was just returning her call coz i was out grocery shopping with my mum and bro. omg, thats some freaky shit. ever been to springvale on a rainy day looking for sheltered parking? for those who have not felt the wrath of springvale, i shall explain. imagine an indoor market that's open everyday full of azns. Then imagine it is rainging and how many people will want undercover parking. and then imagine a hold up by some ignorant driver. swear words flying in all directions in an array of languages. imagine the number of death glares!! and now, the last thing, imagine the poor learner driver of the car that's in the centre of the abuse. and that learner driver was my brother and i was in the backseat holding onto the door in fear. well, that's just a rainy day in springvale, let's be thankful it wasn't a saturday.
yeah. -sigh- i'm bored. dyu know, i'm trying to nerd myself up. just so that perhaps, in the process of nerding up, i may get smarter!! getting smarter-> better marks-> no more nagging from the parents (or at least, not as much)-> some bigshot flashy job-> ME RICH!! my life goal. it's all planned out. so as to not be all talk, i did what i would never find myself doing LAST year, i started reading my science book and maths book. i know, huh. nerdalert nerdalert. woohooooo. well well. so if i go by my plan and do some more japanese, i'll be able to ease myself into school mode by the time school actually starts. well here's my nerdy check list:
[x] glasses(go four eyes!!)
[x] new stationary (just to motivate yourself)
[ ] bag that sits above your shoulders (i'm sorry, i can't bring myself to be nice to my back, i'm fine being slouchy)
[ ] holiday homework completed (HOLD ON!! i'm getting there...)
[ ] read through all textbooks and completed a few exercies (as above)
[x] [stikeout]Colour coded timetable[/strikout] (hah, did that one LAST year..is that even a nerdy thing? gah, i think not)
At 11:56 am,
Stevie Stays said…
haha...you make me laugh. The nerdy thing was a crack up. but do you get as excited over stationary as I do? I find it SO pleasurable going to officeworks, buying all those funky new pens (I've had my eyes on the gel ink roller...u know the one with the aliens?) and labeling my new notebooks. O, just the smell of new books gets me going. The only downside is knowing your that much closer to the start of school. O, and thnx for your comments by the way. My comps been down, and I couldn't be stuffed blogging for ages. I still can't. Bloody hell, this is sposed to be YOUR site and I'm tainting it with stuff about my life. Anyway, cya soon.
Prinx
At 9:20 am,
Kimo said…
ahoy,
Well hallo you people. ehehe, i'm in a good mood now. I think only Ains'd know why, but yeah. i love sending abusive emails. That's mean, i hear you say? Well, if only you knew.
So. In a stupor of boredom, i've come up with a couple of lists:
Everyday useless things:
- Bath stuffs.
Do i smell? Why do people insist on giving me all this bath crap that smells like crap? i don't even HAVE a bath to use the stuff in!!
- Candles.
Who the f uses candles?!! If you want light, that's what the glowing thing on your ceiling's for. And it doesn't give off much heat, if that's why you wanted it. and they're pretty damn ugly.
- A lock that doesn't lock or unlock.
What the hell am i meant to do with it?!! Heh, i can only think of one thing i could do with it. Throw it at someone. And that'd hurt as much as that graphics calculator would've.
- A yo-yo without string.
Yes indeedy, i found one of these at the back of my cupboard while "cleaning" it. As above, the only use is to throw it at someone.
- Cosmetic bags.
Sure, they'd be great and useful IF I HAD ANY COSMETICS!! I received >3< for christmas. wooohoo.
- Pants
Ahahaha, just kidding.
- The formality: how are you?
This is stupid in many ways. 1. i don't care. 2. You don't care. 3. No matter how much i delude myself into thinking it, i can't change how you're feeling if you're not good. -mutters- idiot.
Just some random questions and answers:
Q. Why is my room so messy?
A. Coz of all my work.
Solution: No work; no mess.
Q. What do you do with the leftover butter on your knife after buttering a salada?
A. 1. Layer more onto your salada so one could mistaken it with a slice of cheese.
2. Wipe it on the rim of the tub leaving a bonus of salada crumbs with it.
3. Wash it down the sink, except it leaves your sponge with a greasy residue.
Solution: Don't butter your saladas
Q. If you walked off a cliff while sleep walking, is that suicide?
A. I'm stumped. It would be, wouldn't it?
Solution: Strap yourself into bed.. or get someone to do it for you :P
Q. If you sent a letter and they didn't put that stamp stuff to say it went through the post, could you just send it back to yourself?
A. Well, yes, if you really wanted to.I was seriously tempted to walk outside and send a letter back to myself once. sad, i know.
Solution: Peel off the stamp and use it. Perhaps reply to that letter with it.
Good tv shows, or at least, when you're braindead:
- Girl TV.
hah, at the top of my list. Well, it's like, so bad it's good. It's addictive even though you're screaming at them. or at least at the TV screen. And the songs they sing!! It's like hi-5, but MEANT to be for older kids. Yeah, coz we all wanna know about periods and shit. hahahaha. they crack me up. "oh my dawg"
- Potatoes and dragons.
I dno why i think it's good, but i watch it.
- Backyard Science, or something along those lines.
It's the guy from home and away!! hah, what a loser. It was the first time i've watched this show, but it has potential. Bad acting, lame jokes, kids and science facts makes for crap tv. so that's how i watch away my life.
- 30 seconds to fame.
hahahaha, this show's hilarious. it's where all these freaks and geeks gather to get their "30 seconds to fame" They do stupid things to get the audience to love them and at the end something happens. i've never really watched the whole thing. i just love watching the losers that get eliminated. i'd like to eliminate girl tv. hahaha, there was this guy whole stuck plungers all over himself to some "funky" music. Eliminated at like 20 seconds. ahaha, good for him to have the balls to do that to himself.
- I can't remember the name but it has the word "jamboree" in it.
This guys hilarious..I have limited thoughts at 9:11 am.
- Mythbusters or something
This is alright for an educational show. I don't even know when it's on but when i do accidentally find it, it's great.
Some bad shows:
- The price is right.
There's a fine line between a so bad it's good show and a downright bad show. The price is right crossed that line 5 times over. It drives me crazy the way the majority of them; obese old people with bad taste in clothes, run like crazy maniacs down those stupid stairs like that. The only good thing that wobbles is jelly.
- Neighbours.
Ok, shuttup. So i know the story line and a few of the characters, but it's seriously bad. It's JUST over the so bad it's good line. Well, my defense is that there's nothing else on at that time slot. so i must watch.
-Tennis
It's the most fricken punciest sport i've ever seen. I mean there's freakos dancing around with some plastic thing to hit a ball. I mean, think about it. It's srupid. and i hate it. get a life Australian Open. Who watches tennis these days anyway? it's not even cloe to being so bad it's good. it's so fricken bad i had to turn the tv off!!
Just some stuff:
- What's with this? My windows keep mysteriously closing on me. wth?
- What's with the stuff printed on clothes these days? cheeky angel? goddess? How about, get a life?
- I'd like to see someone try and use monopoly money. "what? of course this is real money!! I worked my butt off just to pay for Mayfair, and you're telling me i can't spend it?!!"
- I was just recently enlightened about the use of flies on your pants are meant to be used for. i mean not to hold them up, i mean for guys.. but what about your underwear? how does it get outta that? confounding stuff.
Well, that's all i have time for today, children. Have no fear, i'll be back with more later.. maybe. have a nice day,
Kimo.
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